Introducing

AlphaGino

Using AI to understand the human Gino

AlphaGino is a foundation model trained on 16+ years of shipped creative technology projects and an irresponsible quantity of puns. Give it any brief and it predicts two things with high confidence: a working installation, and a joke you'll regret asking for.

What is AlphaGino

Decoding the Gino-me, one base at a time

Every Gino is built from just four bases: G, I, N and O. Arranged correctly, they express two dominant traits: shipping creative technology, and making puns about it afterwards. Scientists are still debating which gene is recessive. (Neither. Neither is recessive.)

2%

Only about 2% of Gino is serious. It activates briefly during load-in and immediately before launch.

98%

The remaining 98% is puns. Non-coding, highly conserved, and impossible to switch off.

100%

Shipped. AI installations, immersive experiences, web, mobile, VR/AR and games for brands like Microsoft, Adobe, Intel and Adidas.

Acknowledgements. This breakthrough model stands on the shoulders of giants, specifically AlphaGenome by Google DeepMind, which uses AI to understand the actual human genome. Go read about it; it's genuinely remarkable. AlphaGino is an affectionate parody and is not affiliated with Google DeepMind.

AlphaGino Atlas
All nine billion

possible puns, sequenced and catalogued.

A 1PB dataset of the most groan-inducing puns known to science, each scored with an Audible Vocal Irritation (AVI) index. Peer-reviewed by peers who now avoid eye contact.

AVI score: —
Awaiting sequence. Brace for impact.
Case studies

What researchers are saying

"He shipped the installation on time, then made a pun about it at the wrap party. We're still not sure which was the bigger achievement."
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A Brand AmbassadorDepartment of Experiential Activations
"We asked for a creative technologist. We got a creative technologist. We also got a pun about every line item in the scope of work."
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A ProducerInstitute of Change Orders
"The model correctly predicted he would register alphagino.com. We are still trying to understand why."
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A Domain RegistrarDepartment of Impulse Purchases
"Meow."
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The CatKeyboard Occupancy Research Lab
Try AlphaGino

Four ways to access Gino

Atlas UI

A free, interactive portal for sampling the Pun Atlas. No PhD required. Snacks recommended.

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Shipped Projects

The peer-reviewed literature. Installations, immersive experiences and apps that made it out of the lab and into the world.

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AlphaGino API

Programmatic access for your next creative technology project. Rate limited to one pun per request; this limit is not enforced.

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AlphaGino on Couch

Enterprise-grade, on-premise deployment. Available evenings and weekends. Bring pizza.

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Contact

Submit a sequence

Have a creative technology project that needs shipping? An installation, an immersive experience, an AI thing that should exist? Send it over. Every submission gets a human reply, sequenced with care. Puns are free of charge and non-refundable.